Life Lessons From "Friday the 13th, Part 2"
1. If you have to swim at night, swim naked.
2. Good people die horribly.
3. Drunk people often survive, as do dogs.
4. Sex leads to death.
5. People in wheelchairs, though nice, are easy targets.
6. Girls seldom wear underwear in life-threatening situations.
7. A chainsaw, machete and pitchfork aren't enough to stop a killer who really wants to kill.
8. Jason, inexplicably, really wants to kill.
9. If you're having car trouble, don't expect your car to start working when you need to leave in a hurry.
--------
