Life Lessons From "Friday the 13th, Part 3"
1. Slasher movie + nudity = entertainment.
Slasher movie + character introspection = boredom.
2. This is the movie where Jason gets that iconic hockey mask. Most of life's problems can be traced back to one moment, one crossroads.
3. Never piss off the local biker gang (even if it's a small with just one woman and two men, named Foxy, Loco and Ali, respectively).
4. A machete through the shoulder and subsequent lynching aren't enough to stop someone who wants to keep going. Moral: chase those dreams, kids.
5. There is no accounting for personal taste.
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