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October 31, 2006

An Online Exchange Involving The Disposal Of Human Remains

Sis: i'm pushing for a biz centerpiece on a business that cleans out skulls

hehe

some of the pictures are seriously just rows of human skulls

me: awesome

AWESOME

Sis: yes

they have some freaky pictures on the exhange

like gross. we don't want people throwing up on the paper

me: haha

Sis: man, what if that was your job?

the company takes human and animal skulls, strips them of tissue, sanitizes and sells them

me: i'd hire a big guy and make him wear a zippered mask like the gimp in Pulp Fiction. i'd point to him and say "percy brings in more skulls than any other employee"

and it would freak people right the crap out

Sis: hahahahaha

percy?

me: i don't know

it's a creepy name

Sis: haha

me: especially for a GIANT IN A ZIPPER MASK

Sis: i laughed out loud and then my boss walked up

love it

now i can't stop giggling

me: haha

awesome

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