Slowly Going Bald

january 2007 playboy¹

wes anderson font²

ben affleck bald

does briana banks still act?³

balding men+girlfriend⁴

gilmore girls

friends quote- first a layer of lady fingers then a layer of jam then beef sautéed

praise the lord and pass the ammunition country song

archie ball & the drells⁵

stars going bald

how do I know if I’m going bald?⁶

castle Being There Hannibal Richie Rich⁷

slowly going bald

going bald

going bald in my teens

really weird stick man movies

am I going bald

mcn Bambi sunlight⁸

battlestar galactica making of space channel

bald piven

sufjan stevens balding

don’t burn the day away

^{1. I don't know what to say, except that Googling the latest Playmate and getting me must be a profound disappointment. This search occurred more than once.}

2. This also occurred more than once.

3. Did she ever? And what's with the porn searches leading people here?

4. Holy depressing. This search also occurred multiple times, which is extremely sad. You don't need hair, fellas, just money and the ability to ignore her. Then you're golden.

5. Misspelled, but it still brought them here.

6. Ask people. Or, you know, look in a mirror.

7. I don't know what this means, but it's pretty creepy.

8. This one also seems to be pursuing teh boobies. Seriously, what does it say that these searches wind up at this site? Is Google's search algorithm that screwy? Or is something happening here that I don't know about?

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