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I love movies, books, music, TV, good food, my wife, my cats, and my dog. (Not necessarily in that order.) I write about whatever's on my mind. For more, go here.

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April 13, 2007

Review: Perfect Stranger

1.) I was so bored that I could only pass the time by wondering if Halle Berry would get naked. Not that she hasn't been naked before, and not like I needed her to be naked to enjoy the movie. No, it was just so dull and annoying that the only way to kill the hours was to wonder if there'd be any skin. You know how Harold and Kumar suffer through The Gift just to see Katie Holmes topless? Like that.

2.) I also kept hoping Balki would show up. That would've helped. Speaking of:


Anyway, here's the review: Clickety-click.

Comments: 4

Mimi

Actually, it was Goldstein and Rosenberg who sit through The Gift just to see Katie Holmes topless.

Crap, you're right.

Yeah they said it was like the opposite of the holocaust.

So... I just IMDB'd Bronson Pinchot. Because I wanted to know. Now I know.

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