Slowly Going Bald

Sis: mmm, food
me: what kind?
Sis: burger and fries
that i didn't pay for
me: nice
that's the best kind
next to burger and fries served to you by rachel mcadams holding a check for a billion dollars
Sis: true
me: while she's sitting on a unicorn
that's hovering
and shooting lasers from its eyes that burn your enemies but make you smarter and give you more hair
Sis: wow
me: ...anyway