Dirty Pickup Lines And Assorted Frat-ish Sexual Innuendos That Only Make Sense If You Went To My College
• Let's go to that new place, Reservations Only ... in my pants.
• You got more ass than Walling Lecture Hall.
• You've f**ked more Siggies than Stafford loans.
• You've trimmed more bush than Physical Resources.
• You've seen more boobs than all those bastard DT babies.
• Baby, you get my Cafe all Hardwood.
• Do you wanna join my Spring Break Campaign and help me explore missionary positions?
• Hey, I've got a Tower of Light for you ... in my pants. Yeah, I said it again.
• I spent all night showing her my Sing Song face.
• She went down faster than a Kojie trying to earn a Sub-T sweatshirt.
[I think it's safe to say that my honorary doctorate will probably be delayed a bit now, and the Gutenberg thing doesn't exactly seem likely, either.]
Comments: 3
I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.
too clever my friend
dead on my friend, dead on
Jul 22, 2007 10:58 AM