In Which My Sister Dangerously Encourages Me To Act Out My Weirdest Fantasies: An Online Transcript
me: GTHM1 just walked by
i would read the entire book of first nephi for her
i would wear black slacks and avoid all carbonated drinks just for her
i would bike from door to door in a poor attempt to convert people just for GTHM
Sis: wow
isn't GTHM taken?
me: by a skinny hip rock star, yes
but is he willing to wear the chafing underwear? will he make the yearly pilgrimage to salt lake?
because i will
I WILL
Sis: haha
tell her that
me: i will
Sis: and then launch into "Take My Breath Away"
me: watching in slow motion as you turn to me and saaaaaaaaay
...my love...
TAKE MY BREATH AWAAAAAAAAAAAY
i will do it
today's the day i let berlin do my talking for me
Sis: what a glorious day
1. GTHM is the colloquialism I have bestowed on a female coworker, G——, who is a practicing member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints and so cute I could puke. You can assemble the acronym yourself.
Comments: 8
GTHM? Gina the hot momma?
Galadriel the Hot Mormon
Yeah, that's right, mormons were originally elves.
Got The Holy Mother?
Your sister is wrong for encouraging the singing of Berlin. Just wrong.
I wish I still had crushes like that. However, I'd have to think long and hard before crushing on a Mormon. They're just weird.
I laugh only because my brother does the exact same thing to me, but on a way more humiliating level.
Aren't siblings great!
At least if it works out you could get your own planet out of the deal. Sweet.
(Girl That Heals Mono?)
I love these little chats. Makes mine seem mundane...
Aug 6, 2007 7:06 PM