Slowly Going Bald

me: so, mitt romney: very creepy or just regular creepy?
Sis: very creepy
me: hmm
i was gonna just go with "regular creepy"
explain
Sis: he's a robot
robots = very creepy
the end
me: well, when you're right, you're right
follow-up: are all mormons robots, or just ones as high-profile as romney?
Sis: hmm, that's a tricky one
while i do believe they are genetically mutated beings (guess what the secret underwear is hiding!), i don't think they're all robots. If they were, they likely would have been more persuasive in converting the non-robots who just want to watch TV in their home without having a pimply-faced 17-year-old in a tie and bike helmet hand them a tract after dinner. Romney is clearly good at fooling people (frakking toasters!), so he's clearly a robot.
me: good point
so, did the regular mutant mormons build the robot mormons? or did the robot mormons create a special mutated kind of human mormon?
i only ask because you seem well-versed in their history
Sis: how perceptive you are!
you're right on both counts
Sis: the regular mutant mormons built robot mormons when their numbers were dwindling -- that whole polygamy thing backfired -- and in turn, those robot mormons used their impressive corporate connections (romney) to breed special mutated robot-human mormons. how else can you explain romney leading the iowa polls? it's just not humanly possible for a mormon to be that accepted by the whitest state in the union. the key word being human. he's got tricks up his sleeves, that robot-human.
me: i had no idea
Sis: sadly, few do