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August 16, 2007

We Should Work In PR: An Online Transcript

Sis: Grandy's: It's soul food, not heart food.
Grandy's: While clogging your arteries, it unclogs your soul.
me: are you making new slogans for grandy's?
Sis: haha, a co-worker did. i'm just really full
me: man, i haven't eaten there in years
since school
Sis: yeah, me neither
me: all i can remember is cinnamon rolls
Sis: it was empty
yeah
me: "grandy's: the tastiest way to kill yourself"
Sis: nice one
me: "grandy's: when you stop trying"
"grandy's: fried chicken won't judge you like she does"
Sis: hahahaha

Comments: 3

Grandy's - when you need a school cafeteria fix but are way too old ot hang out at an elementary

Cody D

Grandy's: Because killing yourself slowly with gravy is a good way to go.
Grandy's: That old lady isn't just part of our logo, she's mixed into the biscuits.
Grandy's: Because sometimes there aren't enough tables at Luby's.
Grandy's: Please don't forget we exist.
Grandy's: Making vegetables unhealthy since 1947.
Grandy's: Gravy covers a multitude of sins.
Grandy's: Still proudly serving trans fat.
Grandy's: When Furr's is just a little too fancy for you.

Jack

When I used to work in the kitchen I jacked off in the white gravy that was a long time ago though.

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