Conversations I Have Had With My Roommate While Channel-Surfing
Upon Seeing A Terrible Artist Named Peaches Perform On "The Henry Rollins Show"
Roommate: "If you just described this to me, without me seeing it, I would say you were lying."
Upon Seeing A Terrible Music Video For "Act Naturally" With Ringo Starr On Some High-Number Video Channel
Me: "This is horrible. This used to be a good song, but this video is kidnapping that song and taking it out in the woods and tying it to a tree and just raping the hell out of it and crapping on it."
Roommate: [Agreeing]"It's kinda bad."
Me: "And then you take the corpse and hollow out the chest cavity with spoons and just fill that with the crap."
Roommate: "Wow."
Comments: 4
Crap and baby skulls, sir. Crap and baby skulls.
you're a marshmallow veronica mars.
I like Peaches you son of a bitch.
glad I'm not the only one tht oyu talk to like that
Sep 16, 2007 5:47 PM