Slowly Going Bald

That explains your strange penchant for leather.

Hey, Dan. I enjoy reading your reviews on Pajiba, even if you're a little harsh on Michael and me. It's cool though... I'm glad you dug the movie. Best of luck.

I'm really glad that you reviewed this movie. I too wish life was a western. There's something so innately American about the genre, and when done right it really fulfills everything I've ever loved about the "American dream."

Forgive me, but don't you mean, "I wish life were a Western"?

Because life already was a Western. You know, back then. In the past.