A Selection Of Haiku Composed During Recent Meetings
I can see the hills
cooling in the summer sun;
so close, but so far.
In a meeting now;
Internet confuses some.
Boss could use some help.
There's a window here.
I wish I could see the sun
from my cluttered desk.
This is my lunch time,
but they scheduled a meeting.
Thanks a pantload, boss.
Tony's nodding off.
He dips in and out of sleep
like a tired child.
Comments: 4
This is to my crazy vegan boss, who only orders that shit for lunch meetings:
I did not climb to
The top of the food chain just
To eat vegetables
Bastard.
I don't care about
All the office politics
Please will you just die.
(I would never act on these feelings but this is generally what I'm thinking in every meeting.)
Friday has arrived
Halfway through the afternoon
My brain has checked out.
Joyous Weekend, all!
I wish "Happy Hour" had
One more syllable.
I was quite impressed
I have a hard time with hai-
ku, too many wo-damn.
Apr 3, 2008 12:49 PM