Cue The Berlin For The Last Time: An Online Transcript
Sis: layoffs at work? that sucks
me: yep
we lost several, including GTHM
Sis: oh wow
that sucks for them
me: but GTHM
her bringing me my xeroxes of the day's dummies was always among the 3 best parts of EVERY DAY
Sis: who will you pine for now?
me: I HAVE NO IDEA
Sis: sad times
me: oh GTHM
let me comfort thee
Sis: well, how is everything else going?
me: i'm also struggling against the cold and mighty wind of despair that's sweeping through my heart and leaving me a lost and wandering man now that GTHM and i are no more to be together
Sis: wow
she's engaged
me: no man's cheap metal can purchase the heart of the woman for whom i have so long striven
Sis: haha
touche
me: for on the day that i consign my love to the abyss like some fairweather maiden — on that day, i shall no more be a man than the lad who has yet to know the touch of a woman as such as GTHM
[gets shakespearean in his delirium]
Sis: hehe
me: FIE UPON THEE, WINDS OF FATE THAT HAVE SWEPT UP MY LOVE SO
