In Which I Try To Help A Friend See The Error Of Her Ways: An Online Transcript
[In the midst of discussing future job opportunities:]
Her: where do you want to work? Maybe you could work for perez hilton!
me: i would only work for perez hilton as part of a plan to infiltrate his organization and brutally kill him
Her: hahaha no! i love him!
me: good God no melanie
no no
come back to the light
Her: :)
i can't live with out my perez hit
and tmz
me: tmz = not good for you either, though maybe better than perez
if satan had a gay cousin, it would be perez hilton
Comments: 5
Please don't insult Satan's gay cousins like that.
Wait, are you telling me that my Melanie likes Perez?? I can't even comprehend how she could like him. That's just disgusting.
It's a drug! I can't stop! The pink background, the gayness, the blue hair...it's all so addictive!
Mostly, I'm glad to have finally made the online transcript of this blog, primarily so that Dan can share his brilliant quote about Satan. It was the best laugh of my day!
that's one of the best lines i have heard in years. nice one!
Oh man, my friend Rebecca has the same disease. It's heartbreaking
Apr 8, 2008 3:40 PM