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Daniel Carlson
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I love movies, books, music, TV, good food, my wife, my cats, and my dog. (Not necessarily in that order.) I write about whatever's on my mind. For more, go here.

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June 1, 2008

Ways In Which I Am Like A Bear

• I scratch my back on vertical surfaces.

• I emit large, powerful yawns.

• I have a low metabolism and often need to nap after eating.

• I killed a park ranger.

• I'm covered in coarse fur.

• I'm not that dexterous.

• I can be taken down by a tranquilizer dart.

• I can run for a short burst, but after that, my speed drops to zero.

• I'm fiercely protective of my young.

• I like fish.

• I can climb trees, though only to a certain extent.

• I can be scared away by loud noises.

• I like pic-a-nic baskets.

Comments: 2

nonnie

do you also like fish biscuts a la lost?

Do you walk on all fours most of the time?

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"The critic is the only independent source of information. The rest is advertising."
— Pauline Kael

"Film lovers are sick people."
— Francois Truffaut

"Let others praise ancient times, I am glad I was born in these."
— Ovid

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