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Daniel Carlson
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I love movies, books, music, TV, good food, my wife, my cats, and my dog. (Not necessarily in that order.) I write about whatever's on my mind. For more, go here.

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July 21, 2008

I Will Cut You Open Like A Tauntaun: An Online Transcript

me: the parttime erotica paginator just defended george lucas' computer-enhanced versions of the original Star Wars trilogy, saying they were "gorgeous" and full of things he couldn't do in 1977
i hate her so hard
Sis: oh wow
punch her
punch her now!
me: OK
i did it
she got upset
but i said you made me
Sis: ok
man, no person should ever defend those edits, or the prequels
me: exactly
EXACTLY

Comments: 4

Exactly

Han shot first.

I like you.

I just added you to my google reader because you make me laugh.

Kizer

Midochlorians my ass.

Replacing Sebastian Shaw with Hayden Christiensen as the 'ghost' of Anakin makes Mon Mothma cry.

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"The critic is the only independent source of information. The rest is advertising."
— Pauline Kael

"Film lovers are sick people."
— Francois Truffaut

"Let others praise ancient times, I am glad I was born in these."
— Ovid

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