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April 22, 2009

I Can Feel It In My Midichlorians: An Online Transcript

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me: whoa whoa
there's a love theme in the prequels?
Tracy: apparently there was some sort of love story, I don't know
I never really caught it
I was too caught up in the crazy Asian-style Trade Federation
me: well the trade federation can't very well demand dipolomatic status in one breath and refuse to honor export tariffs in the next!
THAT'S NOT WHAT STAR WARS IS ABOUT MOTHERF**KER
PAY YOUR TAXES
Tracy: my god you're brilliant
me: i'm just trying to uphold george's vision
Tracy: yeah his perfect perfect vision
me: glad you finally came around
now we can be friends
Tracy: I was always on your side, no worries. Prequels 4EVAH

Comments: 1

You didn't know about Across the Stars, that was essentially the best part of Episode II.

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