Marooned For All Eternity On A Dead Planet: An Online Transcript
Rob: so want to see a potential future roommate of mine?
(sends link)
me: ...
huh
ask her what the 60s were like
Rob: the 60s?
me: the era in which she was born?
Rob: ah yes
me: maybe she's just done some hard living
Rob: haha
me: i think you should live with her
Rob: ryan thought she was hot
me: um
no, she's not
she's not repulsive
but i am not attracted to a woman whose chest looks like ricardo montalban's in Wrath of Khan
Comments: 2
Rob
I'm glad that whole roommate thing didn't work out, as these things tend to find themselves out, and I didn't want her to end up dropping a mind-controlling eel in my ear while I was asleep and have me assassinate you.
KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!
*isn't original
May 14, 2009 3:51 PM