Slowly Going Bald

That goggles are never a good fashion statement?

And so I wake in the morning
And head to the bar,
And I walk up to a chick and throw out some negs,
And I scream at the top of lungs,
Hey look at me!

And I say, hey hey hey hey,
I said hey, come home with me!

This is amazing. I still refuse to believe "mystery" is a real person - it has to be performance art, or an elaborate joke, or something. Because if it wasn't, it would say sad, sad, things about our culture.